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German Joke Thread

Posted 13 Sep 2016, 1:14 p.m.
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  • Miko
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Posted 13 Sep 2016, 1:59 p.m.
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Posted 13 Sep 2016, 4:57 p.m.
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Posted 13 Sep 2016, 4:59 p.m.
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Posted 13 Sep 2016, 5:08 p.m.
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Trying the above in Danish, the first 4 options:
  • truffles
  • papaya
  • almond milk
  • tofu
It gets a little stranger after that, but not by much.
Posted 13 Sep 2016, 5:42 p.m.
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In germany it seems the organic hipster elite has taken over place 3 and it is now Quinoa lol
Posted 13 Sep 2016, 5:45 p.m.
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Trying this in Dutch, the first four will be:
-coke
-lobster
-yoghurt (made from goat milk)
-gin tonic

its just a random list can't say anything else about it
 
Posted 13 Sep 2016, 5:53 p.m.
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So… you only ask about the taste of stuff you don't know about.

Germans ask Google because they are clueless.
Which means, danish people eat human flesh, cocaine and shit regulary and know the taste. But they are scared of tofu.
Posted 13 Sep 2016, 5:56 p.m.
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In Swedish:
-Umami
-Water
-coca cola
or
avocado and poop

depending on how you phrase it
Posted 13 Sep 2016, 6:09 p.m.
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In Polish:
- tofu
- avocado
- sushi
- broad bean (type of bean that is popular in Poland, but in my personal opinion it smell awful when you cook it indoors)
 
Posted 15 Sep 2016, 11:02 a.m.
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In Ireland … yes it's not the same as UK!

Breastmilk
Avocado
Chicago
Banana

See not the same. In Irish Google has no suggestions cos nobody uses Irish.